fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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