what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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