State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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