"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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