I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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