the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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