belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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