to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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