What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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