I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My vagina is officially offended.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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