You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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