It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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