thus making me awesome and them whores
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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