Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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