I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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