loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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