once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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