the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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