Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Small penises have feelings too.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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