you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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