Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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