Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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