worst night to have a conscience
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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