i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
