two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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