I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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