another moral hangover. fuck.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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