do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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