Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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