pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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