In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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