I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You may now shotgun with the bride
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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