Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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