so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
they're like a gay fantastic four
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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