I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Come on in and take your pants off
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