Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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