Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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