Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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