Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
tell me about the fingering
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