did you get engaged???
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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