she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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