Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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