She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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