I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
ok first of all what the fuck
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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