You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
