We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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