that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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