walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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