Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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