Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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