haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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